requiem for a dream

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Top person is me (AlexTheMartian)

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bearmccrosky:

Iron Man’s facebook.

tastefullyoffensive:

Internet Memes IRL - Scumbag Steve, Copper Cab, Double Rainbow Guy, Antoine Dodson, Chuck Testa, Vermin Supreme, Tron Guy.

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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Sure, sounds like a good film. But are you spying on me? because I am currently watching a Beatles documentary on YouTube right as you sent me this, lol.

memewhore:

waves-of-pure-emotion:

satansvag:

violent-lila:

haz-penis-nose-styles:

blahblahblahblag:

homo-homeboy:

meikezane:

fuq-stick:

deestarvivo:

hedonistica:

holy shit this is actually insane

Wow, give this a read

the actual fuck?

This is the most confusing, yet correct, murder/suicide story I have ever read. Pre-planned coïncidences, and actual coïncidences, leading to such a weird turn of events. What.

omg thats intense

wat.  it’s like a suicide but through 4 people but like woah. Read it. seriously.

Oh my god…. This is so …. woah….

I don’t even…

That’s crazy.

All that is insanely linked.

HOAX!

As you might imagine, Don Harper Mills has been queried thoroughly and frequently regarding the Opus case since the story broke on the Internet in 1994. In a March 1997 statement to the press he came clean about it:

“I made up the story in 1987 to present at the meeting,” he told Sunday Telegraph reporter James Gallivan, “for entertainment and to illustrate how if you alter a few small facts you greatly alter the legal consequences. In 1994 someone copied it onto the Internet.”

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laughingsquid:

Domino’s Pizza Safe Sound, A Human-Made Engine Noise Installed on Electric Delivery Scooters

creepy, he looks like me when I was in college

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pricklylegs:

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stick and stones may break your bones, but words can fucking kill you

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jtotheizzoe:

The weirdest mating habits of the animal kingdom, explained using humans

An amazing set of illustrations here that will have you thinking twice the next time you complain about the frustrations of your human love life.

Of course as strange as some these are, they’ve got nothing on penis fencing flatworms or spiders breaking off their penises inside females.

(via io9)

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal

This is random, but I just noticed I have a patch of missing hair in my beard in the exact same spot and same side as Jake Gyllenhaal

9gag:

I know you want them all!